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Valentines Day Poems
 

At Trees-Online, we have provided a poem short cut for those that are not able or don’t have the time to write their own. Please copy and paste into the text box at the end of checkout or tell us the name of the poem and we will put this on the free message card.

If the poem has a positive effect then we take all credit but if you end up sleeping on the sofa then we deny all knowledge of ever providing such material. You are most welcome to use these for your own personal use free of charge forever and a day plus a little bit more.  

If you would like to share a poem then please send it in by using the contact us button.

So far poems from the whispy, white, fluffy piece of heaven we call our imagination include (click to view):

 

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Failed Valentine Male Poem

 

Failed Valentine Female Poem

 

New Relationship

 

Female to Male

 

Male to Female

 

Long Time Relationship

  

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I think this tree is like my love,
Started low and reaches above,
Resisting the storms of life’s weather,
This we do best as we are together.

We’ve had the times of shade and sun,
Our ups and downs, crying and fun,
Garden of Eden or a living nightmare,
I prosper now because we share.

You can be my strength found in roots,
Or blossom out into tasty fruits,
And even though our future is unknown,
I only know that my love will have grown.
Author: Alan Russell Senior Dogsbody Trees Online


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Failed Valentine Male Poem

This valentine tree is my present to you,
Cost me a fortune, you know its true.
But its not the cost I wanted to put across,
Or in our relationship that I am the boss.

The following is in my heart and I want to say,
These words that have followed me all day,
For a long while I was waiting for love,
Then in you flew just like a dove.

I don’t mean you had a pointy nose,
Or scratchy nails at the end of your toes,
Or look anaemic and need the sun,
Or when you crouch you show your bum.

Ok that’s a bad example so I start again,
Romance qualified that’s not really men,
So let me say that I remember our first date,
I vividly remember you carrying less weight.

I first saw you and thought you were my star,
Not dim, distant and best viewed from afar,
This is not going well, its nice things that I wanted to say,
For example, your moustache doesn’t get in the way.

I know your love is stronger than hate,
And you soon forgive times that irritate,
Like the time that I bumped into your mother,
Mistaking her for your hairy butch brother.
Author: Alan Russell Senior Dogsbody Trees Online


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Failed Valentine Female Poem

Man of mine, the man for me,
You are my solid oak tree,
I know this implies wise and strong,
I am not saying that you are wrong.

The leaves imply you drop things on the floor,
Same as a tree, you do it some more,
You see the mess and you must approve,
As like the tree you just don’t move.

Some of your clothes are like an oak,
Centuries old like a typical bloke,
I sort them to bin bags for “safe keeping”
You wave your arms and start weeping.

You are the strongest in your dominion,
The strength I speak is in your opinion,
Just like the tree you remain steadfast,
Changing position would take a blast.
Author: Alan Russell Senior Dogsbody Trees Online


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New relationship

We recently planted a seed of love,
With lots of growth to speak of,
I feel that we are off to a flying start,
As you’re filling space within my heart.
Tree love is the thing that I am feeling,
Stronger each day so very appealing,
Being with you bears oh so many fruits,
And I really love putting down roots.

I do not know where this will go,
Only that my feelings grow,
But since the day we got together,
The future I see is us forever.
Author: Alan Russell Senior Dogsbody Trees Online


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Female to male

From the first day you have been my tree,
A solid oak giving strength to me,
Through storms and rain or calm and sun,
You have been there, never outdone.

There may be times I am not being clear,
Nor full of fun or party cheer,
But when your arms surround each day,
I sigh my troubles out the way.

But just in case you were not aware,
Just how much I truly care,
In man words I shall transmit,
Tonight you’re gonna gettit.

OR the last 2 lines can be

In man words I simply review,
Darling oak tree, I love you.
Author: Alan Russell Senior Dogsbody Trees Online


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Male to Female

A testosterone man I profess to be,
Strong and sturdy like a tree,
But straight from the heart is not easy,
Brings a stutter, stomach queasy.

My mouth is dry and thoughts awry,
Will not show I want to cry,
Those three words just don’t seem enough,
They just roll right off the cuff.

So average aside and my message to you,
Is something that is overdue?
For a long time now I have to admit,
You have knocked me out of orbit.
Author: Alan Russell Senior Dogsbody Trees Online

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Long time relationship

This is the start of another campaign,
To show my feelings all over again,
In the forest of life, we are 2 large trees,
Side by side and enjoying the breeze.

From time to time we weather a storm,
Now its expected to be the norm,
But when life’s weather causes me to bend,
I don’t bend far to find a friend.

I am stronger for you is what I claim,
Because our roots are the same,
I love you now more than before,
Fellow rough skin, its you I adore.
Author: Alan Russell Senior Dogsbody Trees Online


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