Artificial Potted Wisteria Vine
If you have Wisteria hysteria then we have the artificial potted plant for you. An instant and realistic artificial Wisteria Vine that offers the comfort and appeal green spaces provide. Less maintenance than most options Mother Nature has to offer, only requiring an infrequent dusting and maybe wafting away the odd confused bee or Chelsea Garden show judge.
If the polyester/silk mix flowers were any more realistic, they would be featured on Gardeners World as this years must have drought resistant low maintenance plant.
The trunk is made of natural wood which as you would expect is very life like, mostly because it is real with the pot/planter made of resin which is sturdier and lighter than clay.
The catalogue states will not loose vibrancy however when the Sun consumes our planet in billions of years time, we expect it will not look its best. That is the reason we do not offer a lifetime warranty.
Indoor use only which is legalese double speak for not UV resistant or fire retardant.
Height supplied at is 165 cm which is measured from the bottom of the pot to the tallest part of the Wisteria foliage. Guaranteed not to grow or require pruning.
Due to the high quality of this product, it is suitable for establishment such as hotels, pubs, corporations or anywhere else the judgemental public will see it close up.
IF YOU DO NOT SELECT AN OPTION FOR COLOURS THEN WE WILL CHOOSE FOR YOU.
Other Roles For Your Artificial Wisteria To Play
Decorating any special occasion such as weddings, funerals, christenings, impromptu nativity plays in the living room where Jesus is gifted Gold, Frankincense and Wisteria or any role playing scenario where Tarzan and Jane are alone in the jungle. Point to note, the artificial Wisteria we supply will not support the weight of anyone hanging from ropes. Your loin cloth is about as much weight it could hold.
Planting Our Artificial Wisteria Vine
Place where it makes you happiest or have the biggest wall/carpet stain to hide, ignore comments from the other half about your decision, sit back and smile. Find a communication device and tell all your friends how happy Trees Online have made you.
Watering Our Artificial Wisteria Vine
No need to water unless it or surrounding furnishings are on fire.
Frequently Never Asked Questions
Q. Do we do these in a larger size?
A. At the moment no, but standing a lot closer also gives you the desired effect for less money than a taller one would cost. Crouching or lying on the floor gives the same effect but with less walking.
Q. Are they so realistic, visitors might take cuttings from them while you are making the coffee?
A. This is a possibility and you may also come home to find squirrel squatters taking a viewing of their potential new home.