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A Great Place To Buy Trees Online

Call  0800 043 1057 or   01623 812 711

Lots of reasons which include, free limited 3 year tree warranty, free delivery, bulk tree order discounts, we need your business due to mortgage addiction and you are here now, finding another tree website is just hassle.  

All our hedging, fruit and ornamental trees come from UK sources.

You can plant our containerised trees (minus the pot of course...yes we get asked) all year round. Bare root trees come without a pot or soil surrounding the roots and they can only be planted November to March, sometimes early April. 

Know someone who oils himself up and screams about dining in hell to 299 mates? Buy them a Spartan Apple Tree 
Your Catholic Priest gave you something more than confession, say thanks with a  Cardinal Crab
Need to drop a hint the World does not revolve around them, gift a Magnolia Galaxy
Reassure them they never went overboard with the sunbed then buy a Golden Beauty
Friend happy with augmentation surgery, send them a "great pear". See all our Fruit Pear Trees
If the recipient has delusions of Royalty, get them a Prinz Handjery or a Crimson King
A friend confused by garden access? Then buy them a Howgate Wonder 
Want to send a pas
sive aggressive comment about mental agility, send a Sloe
Want to let your friends know your dislike of James Dyson, send them Broom
You have a smelly room mate who doesn't shower, get a   Beauty Of Bath
Got a boss that cannot make a decision on their own, get them a Conference

Want to say her social class will always be low, say it with Common Beech
Know someone who makes mountains out of mole hills, buy them an  Evereste
A friend who is a fan of Kelsey Grammar, get them some Fraser Fir trees
Drop a hint they need more sun, send a Tai Haku Great White
Want your children to move out and see the World then buy them  Gypsy Mirabelle
She won't go to get her liver tested, drop a hint with Yellow Bird
Had a romantic fling at a prestige sporting event, send them an Olympic Flame


Certain combinations of tree gift and recipient can cause offense, pitfalls to avoid include: 

Gets emotional about their height do not buy  Dwarf Weeping Willow.
Caught watching your neighbour topless sunbathing, don't gift an  Admiration Crab Apple
A friend recently had to have a Biro removed by a proctologist, do not get them Aspen.
Turning up to your Mother In Laws funeral with a  Cornus Florida Cloud Nine.
Buying Elder for someone with a much younger partner.  
Any one in UKIP an European Larch
Anyone who has had a house fire do not get  Flame Grape Vine
If your mate suffers with erectile dysfunction in the Autumn, do not buy October Glory
Someone fearful of the World coming to an end, don't buy  Sunburst Cherry Tree
Failed breast surgery and a weeping pear 
Bad news from the Sexual Health clinic Prunus Ichiyo
A builder sensitive about bending over, Betula Moonbeam
Your friends had their budgie kidnapped by a bird of pray? Stay away from Peregrine Peach.
Friends in North UK just finished weightwatchers? Don't send   Scotch Dumpling

  Trees Online Free Tree Warranty

We offer a FREE TREE WARRANTY.  Obviously conditions apply so we can make sure the minority of "urine extractors" do not abuse our system. 


Autumn is a great time to plant trees for many reasons e.g. the earth is warm and the roots establish faster, dry conditions are less of a problem, competing weeds are less of an issue and many more. This is the reason we grow August to August. Planting in Spring is just popular, not the best option for the tree. 

Bare root stock (comes with no pot or compost surrounding the roots) are only available for delivery from November to March/very early April. They are cheaper than containerised but MAY take a little longer to establish compared to  containerised. This is because many of the fine feeding root hairs are pulled off when taken from the growing beds. Bare root trees ordered outside this time frame will be kept at our nursery for despatch until they are ready. 



Delivery can be up to 15 working days but is usually around 5, the busier (Spring and Autumn) and less caffeinated we are, the closer to 15 working days. A large 
variable are the couriers. We pay for a 24 hour service but as they frequently remind us, they never said which 24 hours. 

You do not need to be at home for your order to be delivered. 


Should you have specific tree requirements or questions you are welcome to email us here for an answer from the tree consultant.

Some Questions We Had Trouble With  

Some questions have been difficult to answer such as "are weeping willow trees safe for primary school children to be around?". We answered "generally yes so long as they have not watched "The Wicker Man" and have access to matches.

Others have included the following:

We want a cheap solution to my neighbours ugly fence, what do you suggest?.... "Close one eye when walking down the garden path, close the opposite one when walking back up".

We want trees that block out noise, what do you have?..... "Any twig thick enough jammed into your ears will block noise".

Your webpage says tree delivery is in August, can we have one earlier? ....."Sure, is July 53rd good for you?"

I would like a practical tree present for elderly Nan.....We suggest something low growing, they are much easier to climb.

I have heard that talking to trees helps them grow, is this true...."It sure is. Ask them to speak up if they mind you applying a general tree fertilizer. No answer constitutes consent. 

  Postage zones for delivery from trees online

FREE UK MAINLAND DELIVERY *except Scottish Highlands

If you live in the Grampians,  add this surcharge
If you live in the Highlands, add this surcharge
If you live in the Scottish Islands, add this surcharge
If you live on the Isle of Wight add this surcharge

All addresses in zone 1 (except Isle of Wight) are free delivery, Zone 2 and 3 attract a surcharge. Click here or the thumbnail for a map and explanations of which post codes belong to which zones.  Call us on 0800 043 1057 (+44 1623 812 711) or click here to email, for surcharge costs.

We can and have delivered trees to France and other places in the EU before. Please call us for postage surcharge rates...

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